Question Beck Library (game)

This is best explained with a few examples:

I visited Beck Library and asked the librarian if she had any books about...

...Schrödinger's Cat. Her computer couldn't decide if it was in stock or not.
...Pavlov. "That rings a bell."
...Heisenburg. She couldn't be certain.
...fonts. She said they had all types.
...camouflage techniques. She said they did have some, but she couldn't find them.
...archaeology. She said they did have some somewhere, but she'd have to dig a bit deeper to find them.
...a narrow land mass between two bigger ones. After much searching, she eventually found it - "Oh yes, isthmus be the one!"

You get the idea. (Half-inched and adapted from the I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue Appreciation Society group on Facebook) - multiple entries per post are allowed.

...Communism. They had a book, but it was full of Marx.
... Lagomorphs. The book had been just checked out - I was a hare too late.
... Pluto. She thought she had one, but when we located it it turned out to be a booklet.

I asked for a mystery. She said 'search me.'

I looked for a book on knots but it was tied up.

I visited Beck Library and asked the librarian if she had any books about...

...Baseball, but they were all out.
...American Football, but they'd been flagged.

Valentine wrote: I visited Beck Library and asked the librarian if she had any books about...

...Baseball, but they were all out.
...American Football, but they'd been flagged.

Wouldn't it be better for

.....Baseball but it located out in left field.

Asked the Librarian for a book on tennis only to find it wasn't my racket.

Asked the Librarian for a book on mechanics but it was in the shop for repairs after an accident.

Asked the Librarian for a book on hidden treasure. She pointed the location with the giant X.

*maybe?

Asked the Librarian for some Eldritch lore, she still hasn't come back, and the walls are melting.

I visited Beck Library and asked the librarian if she had any books about...

...lion taming, and she jumped through hoops trying to find them.

I visited Beck Library and asked the librarian if she a book on amnesia ....

.... but she forgot where it was placed.

I visited Beck Library and asked the librarian if she had a book on baking bread .....

.... She had to rise to get it.

I visited Beck Library and asked the librarian if she had a book on banana's.

He said "Oook."

I visited Beck Library and asked the librarian if she had any books about...

...the Mohs scale. "Are you sure? That's a hard one."
...denial. "Nope."
...sarcasm. She told me they had a whole aisle of them, but I still haven't found any.
...solipsism. "I don't really know."
...assassins. She nod- *hurk!*

annachie wrote: I visited Beck Library and asked the librarian if she had a book on banana's.

He said "Oook."

The proper response to that question is, "Yes! We have no banana books! We have no banana books today."

Kettlekorn wrote: I visited Beck Library and asked the librarian if she had any books about...

...denial. "Nope."

Strange, when I visited I was told to look in Geography -> Rivers --> Africa...

I asked the Librarian for a book on how to be a detective, and she said, 'Find it yourself.'.

For a book on Police Procedures, and she asked, 'Have you got a warrant?"

For a book on Emergency Medical Procedures, but by the time she got me the book, I'd flatlined.

I visited Beck Library and asked the librarian if she had a book on body parts and she answered: "What gibs?"

I'm sorry.