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Question Now I want one:

9 years 2 months ago #1 by E M Pisek
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    • Now I want one: Hoverboard

    Why?

    A. Its so cool
    B. Because it can go 10,000 feet
    C. Drunk at 10,000 feet
    D. Stoned at 10,000 feet
    E. Cool
    F. Who needs Everest when you can just go 10,000 feet
    G. I want to race a jet.
    H. Tag your it 747
    I. Because it's cool
    J. I want one Daddy. I want, I want, I want.
    K. Because I forgot my parachute at 10,000 feet and want to be a crash test dummy at least once.
    L. What parachute?
    M. Did I mention its cool
    N. Chick magnet
    O. I don't need a highway to outrun the cops
    P. Darwin award for preserving the human race against stupidity
    Q. I want to be made famous for flying over the U.S. capitol.
    R. I want to try and outrun a missile
    S. Who needs a jetpack. I got two hands free to get drunk
    T. Cool
    U. What fighter jet?
    V. Did I mention how cool it is?
    W. Loop what?
    X, Y, Z. Because. Nuff said.
    What is - was. What was - is.
    9 years 2 months ago #2 by Kettlekorn
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    • Welcome to the future, we've got hover boards
    Learn to fly like a bumble bee; it'd be safer to play with swords
    We are the people in the sky wherever you may be
    If you got the money honey, we'll get you above the trees
    In the future, welcome to the future,
    Watch us flying in the br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-breeze, breeze
    Ooah, we, we gonna fly in a vee

    Welcome to the future, we chandelle every day
    When you gotta turn around in the sky, do an Immelmann or pay
    And you're a very thirsty bird that's very hard to please
    You can taste the kerosene but you won't fuel up for free
    In the future, welcome to the future
    Feel my, my, my, my jet turbine
    Ooah, I wanna hear your whine!

    Welcome to the future, air gets thin here right away
    Ya learn to breathe with a resperator in the future where we play
    If you got a hunger to be free you'll get here eventually
    You can roll every barrel you want, but you better not hover on me
    In the future, welcome to the future
    Watch us flying in the br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-breeze, breeze
    Ooah, we gonna fly in a vee

    And when you're high you never ever want to come down
    Slow down, pitch down, float down, yeah

    You know where you are?
    You're in the future baby, you're in the skyyyyyy
    In the future, welcome to the future
    Watch us flying in the br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-breeze, breeze
    In the future, welcome to the future
    Feel my, my, my, my jet turbine
    In the future, welcome to the future
    Watch us flying in the br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-breeze, breeze
    In the future, welcome to the future
    Watch us flying in the
    It's gonna bring you to the sky, ha!
    I am the kernel that pops in the night. I am the pain that keeps your dentist employed.
    9 years 2 months ago #3 by mhalpern
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    • nice spoof
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